The Miracle of the Battle of Bunkerville - The Ghosts of John Wayne and Ronald Reagan to the Rescue! (Part 3) - A Fractured Fairy Tale
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In parts 1 and 2 of this
Fractured
Fairy Tale, the Bureau of Land Management
suddenly decided to back down and not steal
Bunkerville rancher Clive Bundy’s 300 cattle. How
did this miracle happen? Read on and find out…
John Wayne and Ronald Reagan were relaxing in
Heaven, talking over old times, comparing leading
ladies, and just shooting the breeze. Eventually,
they noticed a big commotion in Bunkerville, Nevada,
80 miles from Las Vegas. They saw thousands of Tea
Party members from several western states standing
up to the Bureau of Land Management thugs who were
trying to steal rancher Clive Bundy’s 300 head of
cattle. (Note: You read about this in the last two
Fractured
Fairy Tales.)
Reagan: Look at all that stuff going on back on
Earth down there. The BLM has artillery, dogs,
snipers, 30 white police vans, helicopters. They’re
nose-to-nose with Clive Bundy’s family and the 5,000
Tea Party members who are there to make sure Bundy
and his family aren’t killed by the bad guys.
Wayne: Yeah, and now it looks like the BLM closed
Interstate 15. People from Utah, the Arizona Strip,
and Mesquite, Nevada, can’t get to the Clark County
Fair and Rodeo in Logandale.
Reagan: Do you think the Tea Party folks followed
the county commissioner’s advice?
Wayne: What advice was that, Ron?
Reagan: To have their funeral plans in place.
Wayne: Well, pilgrim, you and I aren’t gonna let
that happen! Let’s go down there and make the bad
guys back down!
Reagan: I’m with you, pardner!
The two superstars swoop down from Heaven and land
between the bad guys and the good guys. They’re
invisible. They implant visions of Hell in the minds
of the BLM guys. The BLM guys no longer saw harmless
ranchers and Tea Party members—they thought they
were looking at a bunch of 7-foot devils with
blazing pitchforks.
Even the evil BLM thugs didn’t want to go to hell.
So they backed down and gave back the cattle they
were in the process of confiscating from the Bundy
family. When they re-opened Interstate 15, the Bundy
family and their Tea Party supporters celebrated by
going to the County Fair and Rodeo 30 miles away in
Logandale. The ghosts of John Wayne and Ronald
Reagan joined them.
But the bad guys from BLM were met at the Fair by
goons hired by China’s ENN Energy Group. They got
their revenge by beating the hell out of the BLM
guys.
Well, it looks like this three-part fairy tale had a
happy ending for everybody. Even the ghost of
Charlie Rangel was happy. As you read in Part 2, he
died trying to throw a punch at Oh-bummer. He looked
forward to lying in state at the Capitol. But first
his ghost visited the Clark County Fair and Rodeo.
He entered a body of a cowboy who was riding a bull
at the Rodeo. He picked the wrong cowboy, though. He
was thrown off the bull and was gored to death. So
Charlie Rangel died twice.
John Wayne and Ronald Reagan saw Rangel’s second
death. They started talking:
Wayne: You were laid in state at the Capitol in
Washington in 2004 when you died. And then you were
buried at your Presidential Library in Simi Valley.
When I died in 1979, I got a plain ordinary burial
in Corona del Mar. Do you think Charlie Rangel
should lay in state at the Capitol, too? He was a
two-bit crook.
Reagan: Who cares? Let’s get back to Heaven. It’s so
much better than being on Earth. You know, John, I
wish I had never gotten into politics. I should have
stayed in the best place in the world, southern
California. I had to go to Sacramento when I was
governor. Dullsville. And don’t get me started on
Washington, DC. Cold weather, surrounded by crooked
politicians, and…
The two former movie stars get back to Heaven.
John’s three ex-wives, Josephine, Esperanza, and
Pilar, are there to greet him. Jane Wyman, Ronald’s
first wife, is there to greet him. All four women
compliment their husbands on getting the Bureau of
Land Management thugs to back down. Many, many lives
were saved, and there was rejoicing in Heaven.
…and almost everywhere on Earth, too. Except at the
homes of Harvey Whittemore,
Dirty Harry, and Ridiculous Rory Reid.
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